The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
