If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end