A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint