I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
