If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm