Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…