Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
