I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

If you Buy it You might Like it

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those