Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…