There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…