Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
