To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
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If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
