Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you