With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
