American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…