Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Easy to please but problematic to appease

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning