When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws