It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
In Let there be plight the P is silent
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
