You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button