Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
