First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or