Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
