It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Life is trying So Die trying
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
