We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose