Breathe in not out
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
