It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain