One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
