I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
