As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

My curated self has asked me for a divorce