Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
