We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

You keep the peace they get everything else

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation