Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
