Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
