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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

We Are All Implicated

My wife fixed me with a
stare that said
Really, what haven’t you done for a Klondike Bar

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Social Media Is the New Public Square

You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
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I’d Like to Think So

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
“The Best Lack All Conviction” Because It’s in Their Best Interest

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Modern Materialists Only Smear Their Class Frenemies With Fair Trade Mustard

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
It’s Either Achilles and the Tortoise or Us and Rigor Mortis

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Corduroy

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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Flamboyantly Gray

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
Brokedown Malice

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Self-Reflection

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Desire Knows

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Don’t Play Dumbstruck; We All Know the Truth, We Just Can’t Handle It

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Why All the Cowardly Lyin’?

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Bad Timing

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Bullying Is How a Coward Pretends to Be Brave

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate



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