The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because