All Feelings Are Located in the Body; Soon Alexa Will Be Too
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
It’s always darkest before the yawn
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias