I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it