Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…