Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
