Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction