In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
100% of success is showing up on time
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade