I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning