When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

I changed My mind By following My heart

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–