We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
