Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”