Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means