I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go