When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
I want what you want so I want a cow
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
