We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…