I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom