In a twist in hell there are no consequences

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

100% of success is showing up on time

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us