Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force