We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right