When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for