“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free