One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…