As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…