I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…