My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children