History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…