Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

God is the world’s only super-bower

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God