Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
