When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people