Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident