You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
