Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb