“The human body generates more bio…

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves