Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
