All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…