You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today