When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

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