I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
