If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…